My good friend, My good friend
Come out of your room
My good friend, My good friend
What happened to you?
My good friend, My good friend
(Re)member me?
My good friend, My good friend
Used to play D&D
My good friend, My good friend
My favorite DM
My good friend, My good friend
Roll the dice again
Pick up your Magic deck
Venture off to Imagination’s Edge
Come back home to Star Trek
And head off to bed
My good friend, My good friend
Porn in the box (yeah)
My good friend, My good friend
Gets drunk and smokes pot
My good friend, My good friend
Your dice collect dust
My good friend, My good friend
Bastard sword’s got rust
My good friend, My good friend
You’ve broken Spock’s heart
My good friend, My good friend
Oh when did this start?
Pick up your cigarettes
Venture off to Clarion
Hang out with majorettes
Never play the cymbals again
Please come home
To those D&D memories
Please come home
To those D&D memories
Pick up your Magic deck
Venture off to Imagination’s Edge
Come back home to Star Trek
And head off to bed
Pick up your cigarettes
Venture off to Clarion
Hang out with majorettes
Never play the cymbals again
Throw away your Magic deck
They’re closing up Imagination’s Edge
Get drunk and watch Star Trek
Smoke in your bed
