Way down in the halls of the local mall
Lies a pretzel shop, the most evil off all
The Warthog that works there is evil as well
And that freaking Hog can go straight down to . . .
Help me overcome
Help me understand
Why Chik-Fil-A
Is so close to Auntie Ann’s
So Warthog proclaims that boy egged his truck
But poor Mr. Hog is just plain out of luck
‘Cause she doesn’t like him, that’s all in the past
And that freaking Hog is a pain in the . . .
As I overcome
As I understand
Why Chik-Fil-A
Is so close to Auntie Ann’s
Our hero so brave, stood up to the test
He tried and he failed but he still did his best
Our hero so strong, he dug his own ditch
And that freaking Hog is a son of a . . .
Which will overcome?
Which will understand?
Why Chik-Fil-A
Is so close to Auntie Ann’s
Help me overcome
Help me understand
Why Chik-Fil-A
Is so close to Auntie Ann’s
